{"id":294,"date":"2022-01-03T17:41:13","date_gmt":"2022-01-03T17:41:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mfkr1.com\/online\/?page_id=294"},"modified":"2025-11-01T14:53:06","modified_gmt":"2025-11-01T14:53:06","slug":"dogfish-rising","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.mfkr1.com\/online\/dogfish-rising\/","title":{"rendered":"Dogfish Rising"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[et_pb_section fb_built=&#8221;1&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;4.16&#8243; _module_preset=&#8221;default&#8221; background_image=&#8221;http:\/\/www.mfkr1.com\/online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/mainback.png&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221;][et_pb_row _builder_version=&#8221;4.16&#8243; _module_preset=&#8221;default&#8221; background_color=&#8221;#101010&#8243; custom_padding=&#8221;30px|30px|30px|30px|false|false&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221;][et_pb_column type=&#8221;4_4&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;4.16&#8243; _module_preset=&#8221;default&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221;][et_pb_text _builder_version=&#8221;4.16&#8243; _module_preset=&#8221;default&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-476\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mfkr1.com\/online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/lyrics.png\" alt=\"lyrics\" width=\"134\" height=\"56\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dogfish Rising<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s a dog loose in the wood<br \/>Dogfish rising,<br \/>It\u2019s good for gnawing,<br \/>Right wing interlude,<br \/>In the 1990s<br \/>Thats got a nice groove to it there.<br \/>I saw a human hand,<br \/>Windmills like two,<br \/>Something at my left,<br \/>Screaming to fulfill<br \/>(Big scary muscles)<br \/>Post sniff scrunchies<br \/>What the fuck?<br \/>Dogfish rising<br \/>Burn them for their nipples<br \/>Another rubber Rolex<br \/>So skinny I knows<br \/>Who wrote these fucking lyrics?<br \/>Battery-powered power tool<br \/>Black &amp; Decker dildos<br \/>Fully-covered pockets<br \/>Pop it with\u2026 ohhh\u2026<br \/>God spoke to me!<br \/>Dogfish rising<br \/>Blistering cabbage<br \/>Poor fish-dog-thing<br \/>Poor thing crawls<br \/>Why take free lotion?<br \/>Back off fuck-head!<br \/>Redneck percussion<br \/>Dogfish rising<br \/>Cum are hard<br \/>Pinpoint penis blood<br \/>Quarter-inch off fat<br \/>What are you laughing at?<br \/>(Incomprehensible)<br \/>Fuck it!<br \/>That dogfish is dead<br \/>I\u2019m getting out of here guys<br \/>See you later<br \/>Have a good life<br \/>Don\u2019t even bother trying to watch this<br \/>It pours the lotion on the skin<br \/>It pours the lotion on the skin<br \/>THE GODDAMN LOTION!<br \/>Smithers!<br \/>Yes, Mr. Burns?<br \/>Bring me this band..<br \/>Crusty, fuzzy nuts<br \/>Bye!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-454\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mfkr1.com\/online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/greenspace.png\" alt=\"greenspace\" width=\"776\" height=\"18\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.mfkr1.com\/online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/greenspace.png 776w, http:\/\/www.mfkr1.com\/online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/greenspace-300x7.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 776px) 100vw, 776px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dogfish Rising is the song at the end of the samples, which is right after\u00a0Killers Are Quiet. It\u2019s an actual song. A stupid, badly recorded, joke-song,\u00a0but it IS an actual song.\u00a0A lot of it is hard to understand because Anders is usually talking about nothing and by the end of the song they have added in audio bites ranging from what sounds like Dr. Demento, to The Simpsons , to Silence of the Lambs (quoting the part when the girl is in the well)<\/p>\n<p>The Simpsons samples they used:<br \/>Mr. Burns: Smithers!<br \/>Smithers: Yes Mr. Burns<br \/>Mr. Burns: Bring me this band..<\/p>\n<p>Joey plays the guitar,\u00a0and\u00a0he set up the Bass Drum, Snare, and a Symbol and plays them.\u00a0Josh plays bass. Some of the guest singers include:<br \/>1st guest: Paul<br \/>2nd\u00a0guest: Frank Plumley (gay sounding)<br \/>3rd guest: Sean McMahon (crazy voice\u00a0guy)<br \/>4th guest: Paul again (stuttering)<br \/>At the end: Crahan does his Buffalo\u00a0Bill impersonation.<\/p>\n<p>[\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][\/et_pb_section]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dogfish Rising There\u2019s a dog loose in the woodDogfish rising,It\u2019s good for gnawing,Right wing interlude,In the 1990sThats got a nice groove to it there.I saw a human hand,Windmills like two,Something at my left,Screaming to fulfill(Big scary muscles)Post sniff scrunchiesWhat the fuck?Dogfish risingBurn them for their nipplesAnother rubber RolexSo skinny I knowsWho wrote these fucking lyrics?Battery-powered [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"on","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-294","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mfkr1.com\/online\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mfkr1.com\/online\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mfkr1.com\/online\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mfkr1.com\/online\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mfkr1.com\/online\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=294"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.mfkr1.com\/online\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/294\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1326,"href":"http:\/\/www.mfkr1.com\/online\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/294\/revisions\/1326"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mfkr1.com\/online\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}